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Posted 29-01-2009Reply

Jay : Mausi, ladka Satyam mein kaam karta hai..

Mausi : Hai ram..!!! Aur kahin try kar raha hai kya??

Jay : kahan mausi, 2 saal Satyam me rahne ke baad koi Company leti kahan hai...

Mausi : Hi Raam to kya 2 saal se Satyam mein hi hai..

Jay : haan socha tha 2 saal me salary hike hogi hi. Aajkal to salary

bhi jyada NAHI mil rahi hai use...

Mausi : To kya salary BHI KAM milti HAI..?

Jay : Ab appraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi...

Mausi : Hai hai ...!! To kya appraisal bhi nahi hota uska..? Jay : Senior se ladhai karne ke baad appraisal mein achhi rating to

nahin milti hai na... Mausi..

Mausi : To kya seniors se ladhta bhi hai..?

Jay : Ab 2 saal tak onsite Jane ko na mile to ho jaati hai kabhi kabhi anban..

Mausi : To kya AB tak ek baar bhi onsite nahi gaya ..???

Jay : Ab Outdated technology ke developer ki kismat mein to yehi

likha hai mausi..

Mausi : kya kaha ladka Outdated technology mein kaam karata hai..!!!

Mausi : Kaunse college se padhai ki hai..?

Jay : Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar de denge!! Jay : To main rishta pakka samjhuna mausi???

Mausi : Beta, kan khol kar sun Le...Sagi mausi hoon basanti ki, koi

sauteli maa nahi....Bhale hi hamaari Basanti Call Center wale Chandu

se shaadi kar Le par Satyam ke employee se katai nahin karegi .

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  Rated 0 | Posted 31-01-2009

can all please stop posting messages or anything out of java technology

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  Rated +1 | Posted 08-02-2009

Some people here are not able to understand the Forum names ...
I think there language and mentatlity needs to be elvated to human standards....

They are just not fit for these forum ...
Hence forth please check out Topic name and then respond if the forum content is unrelated.......

In certain cases if your not following rules your account may be get blocked through our administrators.....

So dont give your too personal remarks on reply..
Common Girl (Swati ) Grow up now........

THUMS UP Intakhab satyam joke is really good and real any how they cant deny the truth ..... but someone's back is on fire for sure......... he he he!!!!

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